Ewan : God ‘a bit upset’ by LHC experiment
Large Hadron Collider Celebrity News: Ewan , chosen once again as the emissary of God yesterday, expressed how the supreme being was left feeling ‘ miffed’ by the latest CERN experiment.
“Basically,” said God via Ewan, “I’m obviously chuffed that you humans have got this far. I just wanted to let you know that it’s not that simple and you’ve a long way to go before you can roll like me.”
In order to deflect some of the worldwide media attention back onto himself, God staged a rival experiment in the early hours of this morning. Using Wembley Stadium as his arena, and with Ewan as his witness, God successfully created two mini Big Bangs, doubling the number achieved by the Large Hadron Collider in France, before going on to create perpetual fireworks in a variety of colours and forms and finishing with a soup that heats itself
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